Vile Vicarage
A downloadable game for Windows
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Exasperation continues to linger as more structural integrity expands
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The Vicarage, a dark, fucked up place where the twisted becomes the normal and the 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
normal becomes an outgrown seed of the Earth; never to be encapsulated in the 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
nurturing soils of external evolution.... due to its size being that of a small 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
county....
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I am indeed speaking metaphorically, whilst implying metaphysically, that this 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
demonic game in progress (and months past its 6th June @ 6pm 2011 release date) is 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
still forming like the acrid, foul, pungent seeping fungi around the inner top rim of 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
a piss basin.......... multiplying scores of venemous spores to create something 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
far, far bigger than any of them - is how I feel when creating the Vicarage.
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But does that un-inspire me? Does it fuck.... There has been and will continue to 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
be more waiting for a release of my game, but when it comes it will its players will 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
feel like that have been slapped in the face by the Lord's evil brother from the 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
offset.
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During my time @ the vicarage I pleasured myself in adding to its already delightful 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
interior, I don't mean furniture - I mean tweaks to the game...
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NEW IMPLEMENTATIONS INTO THE GAME :-
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A jukebox featuring all the music in the game
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LOADS of VIDS :- DILDO APPRAISING NUNS & SEX CRAZED VICAR ++
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Music Video Section
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Speaking Characters
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Improved Runtime due to a mass 2-night long re-sampling session ;/
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Employment Opportunities
Due to continued expansion we require the following staff to work in our Vicarage:-
Drug Supplier/Administrator
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Successful applicants will possess a Degree in Fatal Drug Formulation. A full passport is essential as job will entail transporting drugs illegally over various continents. No previous drug taking is required but a former addiction to class 'A' drugs is preferred (preferably smack or crack). Job will require an immoral, deaf to needs, psyochopatic, sadistic perspective due to high levels of insanity rife within the vicarage dungeons.
Bed-Time Prayer Orallist
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Duties will include sucking cocks primarily, during 'Night Night Jesus' Prayer time. Cum Swilling, and banqueting skills are essential skills and job holders will have to sign a 'no spitting, only swallowing' policy; due to new carpets in the Upper West Wing.
Breast Massager
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To make people feel more at home during mass we will be looking to employ several staff to arouse female congregation members by means of tickling, nibbling and possibly biting. Applicants are advised that most of the congregation are over 80 years of age.
Cheap Masseur Enlister
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Will involve driving around looking for desperate looking people who look like they would do sexually depriving acts for the price of a packet of crisps - effectively kerb crawling.
High Altitude Ejaculation Expert
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Due to the high amount of vicars falling from floorless belfry's (whilst still shagging) we are looking for a qualified person of above criteria. Job will involve teaching good & safe oral/anal sex practices whilst high up.
Please dial 1-500-SATAN for further details
Status | Released |
Platforms | Windows |
Author | TheVileVicarage |
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of £6.66 GBP. You will get access to the following files:
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